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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 13, 2007 0:34:48 GMT 1
Because funny quotes are what make TV shows great (okay so they're only one part of what makes them great) here are are few random ones that should make sense even if you don't watch the shows...
House
Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
House: Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends.
Wilson: Huh...
House: What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
Wilson: Uh... and... who...?
House: Kevin. In bookkeeping.
Wilson: Okay, well, first of all, his name's Karl...
House: I call him Kevin. It's his secret friendship club name.
Cuddy (to House): If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.
Foreman: No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that.
House: Show of hands: who thinks I'm not in my right mind? And who thinks I forget this very basic neurological fact? Who thinks there's a third option?
[Chase raises his hand]
House: Very good. What's the third choice?
Chase: No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.
Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.
Heroes
Peter and Nathan are Brothers and Nathan has pissed Peter off...
Peter: You son of a bitch!
Nathan: Careful, Pete, that's our mother you're talking about.
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Post by Laura~J on May 13, 2007 11:32:22 GMT 1
haha I like the Kevin/Karl one from House  Just a random question - Chase, he's the one who was Billy Kennedy right? Does he put on a US accent or is he Aussie? He so should go back to Neighbours  Grey's AnatomyBurke: So, I have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and I noticed that both you and I are off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favorite restaurant. Cristina: None of those were questions. Christina: ow ow ow Temp resident: Am I hurting you? Christina: No you're touching me. George: You know Joe? Bailey: Oh yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me. George: Oh so you and Joe..? Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. [slaps him] That's why you got syphilis. |
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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 13, 2007 14:35:15 GMT 1
Yeah Chase is Jesse Spencer - and he's got an Australian accent. There was a great quote about it somewhere *goes off to find it* House says something about Chase being BritishChase: "I'm Australian." House: "You put the Queen on your money. You're British." And at the George quote! --------------------------- Invisible Man[/i] (I miss this show - it was amazing) (Quick Summary: Fawkes was a criminal who was used as a recipient for an experiment that lets him turn invisable. He's now being forced to work for the government. Bobby Hobbes works for the government by choice and is incredibly paranoid.Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, "Too late, he's already dead." You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over. Darien Fawkes: What, you never had an invisible friend? Robert Hobbes: I had invisible enemies. Albert Eberts: Great news, Robert. I was able to pull a few strings and managed to get you you're very own staple remover. Robert Hobbes: That's great. You know, I'm a highly trained, decorated field agent, Eberts. I could kill a man right now with my bare hands. Albert Eberts: But can you collate? |
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Post by Laura~J on May 13, 2007 17:16:25 GMT 1
haha I love that money/queen quote. I've never watched House, already have 2 hospital dramas to watch! And argh George is adorable ;D Grey's is probably my 3rd fave show at the mo, it's so so good. You get all the drama and great comedy too. Cristina, Bailey and George are the funniest but they all have their moments. And it's one of those shows where everyone is better than the main character. Season finale tonight though  I'll stop rambling! Never heard of Invisible Man. Movie quotes too aye? hehe these are some of my faves from a film called Highway (Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto and Dr Coxfrom Scrubs haha oooh and Tom from Lost!) [Jack's trying to persuade Pilot to leave town with him for a while]Jack: Come on bro, bro! We could be like Luke Duke and the other guy Pilot: Really!? Jack: Yeeeeah! Pilot: NO!
Johnny the fox: Congratulations, you just became the Sir Edmund Hillary of assholes. You climbed the highest mountain Pilot. Pilot: [after popping some pills] You are on daffy in-vi-didual |
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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 13, 2007 19:30:33 GMT 1
Invisible Man is great but it's quite hard to find (or around here it is at least) but Vincent Ventresca is a genius actor when it comes to timing and the stuff.
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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 13, 2007 21:26:47 GMT 1
Supernatural (one of the best shows around for quotes!)
(Jess in a tight blue Smurf shirt and short white panties)
Dean: I love the Smurfs. You know, I gotta tell you, you are completely out of my brother's league.
Jess: Just let me put something on.
Dean: No, no, no, I wouldn't dream of it...seriously.
Sam: I swore I was done hunting for good.
Dean: Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad.
Sam: Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark."
Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!
Sam: Dude, you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica?! It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?
Dean: Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud.
Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
Dean: My boobs.
Policeman: You got the faces of ten missing persons taped to your wall. Along with a whole lot of satanic mumbo jumbo. Boy, you are officially a suspect.
Dean: That makes sense. 'Cause when the first one went missing in '82, I was three.
Andrea (to Dean) : Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.
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Post by Dingley on May 14, 2007 10:32:02 GMT 1
More house ones!
Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates?
Dr. Gregory House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.
[it's a baby] - he is such a arse!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane. So when I hired you, I also set aside fifty thousand a year for legal expenses. So far, you've come in under budget.
Can't find the one I thought was rea,lly funny!
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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 14, 2007 20:18:47 GMT 1
ooh a House fan?!
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Post by Dingley on May 14, 2007 21:01:42 GMT 1
Well yeah I used to watch it when the 1st series was on but then stopped cos I was always out! My flatmate has the boxset so I will probably watch the new ones when he gets the next box set. The quote I was thinking of was when he goes back to the hospital late and he says something like the damn escort agency sent the girl to the office instead of the appartment again!
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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 14, 2007 21:37:46 GMT 1
season three isn't as good as season one but it's slowly getting better and less formulaic again.
Chase is the best character imo - you got one?
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Post by Dingley on May 15, 2007 9:25:15 GMT 1
Yeah it was probably chase aswell though I still think he has a long neck! Just good to see him again after neighbours! |
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Post by Audio Pineapple on May 15, 2007 9:47:15 GMT 1
He has a long neck? I have to look this up now! Hmm it is a bit long |
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Post by Audio Pineapple on Nov 3, 2007 17:06:14 GMT 1
Dead Like Me
Roxy: You know what your problem is? You wake up every morning wondering what the world's gonna do for you, wondering who's gonna bend over backwards, kiss your ass and make you happy when you should just thank God for another day and leave it the fuck at that.
Angus the Cook: Who's complaining about the eggs?
Rube: Oh, no complaints, just observations.
Angus the Cook: Such as?
Rube: The eggs are not good. Its normally a moot point at the a la carte price of $2.95. I love eggs. I love 'em fried, scrambled, soft-boiled, florentine. These I didn't like. So who do we blame - the hen or the cook?
[Angus has a very sour look]
Rube: Let's blame the hen.
Joy: This is a lost cause.
Clancy: Maybe we should split up.
Joy: Oh that's great, just great. You go— but you better find yourself one hell of a lawyer—
Clancy: Split up to find the dog!
Joy: Oh, that's a good idea.
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I'll stop rambling!
