Post by Audio Pineapple on Sept 22, 2007 11:35:19 GMT 1
How did I end up with this point system? Well - when you ranked your quotes the lowest placed got one point, the second to lowest got two and so on and so forth. Then every point the character/quote/episode/andsoon got was added together and the one with the most points won!
Wittiest remark
"These trousers are a little shorter than i'd like" (Abruzzi)
"Why don't you chop your feet off, you're good at that" (Lincoln) 20
"I'd have tattooed it to my body but I didn't have the time" (T-Bag) 20
"My mistake. Just what I need - a duck." (Abruzzi about Michael's crane) 13
"You can't take a piss without a plan" (Lincoln to Michael) 13
"It's not like you're asking me for a new bike here, kitten." (Frank Tancredi) 10
"Welcome to Pr-isneyland fish" (Sucre) 7
Saddest quote
"I wanna go" (Haywire in Chicago) 16
"I don’t care what happens to me anymore okay? They won, they’ll always win. I just wanted to take one of them down with me." (LJ to Lincoln about shooting Kellerman) 10
"We've lost so much man, we can't afford to lose each other" 10
"You gotta realise who's getting punished when you're doing the things you're doing. You think it's me, it's you. I did the same thing. Punished the old man 'coz he was gone. Look where it got me! I'm not asking you to love me. I already screwed up that chance long ago. I'm asking you to love yourself. You can still put the breaks on this thing." (Lincoln to LJ about selling cannabis) 4
Sweetest quote[/b]
“Sara, about before, Me too” (Michael) 14
"After mom died, when it was just you and me, I remember having trouble sleeping, never knowing where you were, but when I'd wake up in the morning, there'd be this paper bird, an origami crane sitting next to my bed and I never knew what it meant exactly, but I figured it was your way of letting me know you were checking in on me. Anyway, I looked it up. The crane stands for familial obligation, watching out for your own. Maybe it's my turn to watch out for you." (Michael) 12
"He borrowed it, knew it'd be tough to pay back, but that didn't matter because he thought you deserved it. He also knew you'd never accept it if you knew it came from him. Michael, you are where you are because of your brother." (Veronica) 8
"Bubble is not burst" (Maricruz) 6
Funniest quote
"A pinch of crack. A pinch of crack, a dollop of smack... mmm... that's good pie" (Kellerman) 18
"You mean there's a hole in Fox River you don't wanna get into?" (C-Note to T-Bag) 17
"A full house: that's a concept a Mexican should be familiar with, eh Jesus?" (T-Bag) 14
"This is what my auntie used to call Hobo Chicken. One part chicken, two parts spice, and three parts actual hobo." (T-Bag) 13
"Are you the guy who stole my toothpaste?" (Haywire) 11
"You know, got more than one syllable - too much talking! That's me from now on; One Syllable Sucre. 'Yes.' 'No.' 'Love.' 'Hate...' 'Love.' (Sucre about using the word passion) 11
Favourite quote (season one)
"Not that hot? When this guy woke up this morning he was white" (T-Bag) 17
"Oh John, speaking of Jesus... *slashes throat* say hi to him for me will ya?" (T-Bag) 13
"He's got the pathway on his body. It leads somewhere. It leads to hell. It's the pathway to hell." (Haywire about Michael's tattoos) 11
"You know I can't let you leave here boss" (Westmoreland) 10
"You see these hands? They're digging machines. You want to go to China? I'll get you to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!" (Sucre) 9
Favourite quote (season two)
"President Reynolds ruined your life, she ruined my life. You wanna take that bitch down, you just found your inside man" (Kellerman) 21
"Either we split this money and you can go get your legs tatooed or whatever the hell it is you want, or they gonna find your body slumped over that chair with your pants down by your ankles, cos it's been a long time comin pretty" (T-Bag) 17
"All I see is a black hole. And sooner or later they're going to suck each one of us into it. But when they come for me I'll take as many of them with me as I can" (Kellerman) 13
"I will gun you down Scofield" (Bellick) 13
"And you gonna find it how? What, you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?" (T-Bag)
"I don’t wanna hear anything from your mouth other than what your photographic memory slips out regarding that map!" (Michael)
"You watch your tone with me, boy." (T-Bag)
"I'll watch you get tossed to the side of the road to fend for yourself, boy. Because if you can't remember where that silo was, you're worthless to us." (Michael) 11
"What are you gonna do, throw another fake murder charge on me?" (LJ) 9
Most heartbreaking quote
"I wanna go" (Haywire in Chicago) 15
"Let's just share memories, swap stories, talk about the damn weather, anything but torturing myself with the idea of hope, I can't take it anymore" (Lincoln) 12
"I don’t give a rat’s ass about you or your brother. I trusted you. I took you under my wing. I treated you like my own son. I believed you! Day after Day you lied to me. What kind of a man does that?" (Pope to Michael) 7
“Hey Nick; if you talk to my dad tell him, no matter what, I love him.” (LJ on the phone to Lincoln) 6
Most sadistic quote
"Did you hear that? Did you hear it? Know what that means? Why don't you ask your mom what that means? Oh, sorry, you might have trouble getting an answer out of her right about now." (Kellerman to LJ) 13
"Oscar Shales. You remember? The one that got away. Except he didn't get too far, did he?" 11
“You better tell me where that money is or I’m gonna pluck you like a chicken, stitch by stitch” (Bellick) 9
"Did I say you could talk Cherry? You’ll know when I want you to open your mouth." (T-Bag) 7
Wittiest remark
"These trousers are a little shorter than i'd like" (Abruzzi)
"Why don't you chop your feet off, you're good at that" (Lincoln) 20
"I'd have tattooed it to my body but I didn't have the time" (T-Bag) 20
"My mistake. Just what I need - a duck." (Abruzzi about Michael's crane) 13
"You can't take a piss without a plan" (Lincoln to Michael) 13
"It's not like you're asking me for a new bike here, kitten." (Frank Tancredi) 10
"Welcome to Pr-isneyland fish" (Sucre) 7
Saddest quote
"I wanna go" (Haywire in Chicago) 16
"I don’t care what happens to me anymore okay? They won, they’ll always win. I just wanted to take one of them down with me." (LJ to Lincoln about shooting Kellerman) 10
"We've lost so much man, we can't afford to lose each other" 10
"You gotta realise who's getting punished when you're doing the things you're doing. You think it's me, it's you. I did the same thing. Punished the old man 'coz he was gone. Look where it got me! I'm not asking you to love me. I already screwed up that chance long ago. I'm asking you to love yourself. You can still put the breaks on this thing." (Lincoln to LJ about selling cannabis) 4
Sweetest quote[/b]
“Sara, about before, Me too” (Michael) 14
"After mom died, when it was just you and me, I remember having trouble sleeping, never knowing where you were, but when I'd wake up in the morning, there'd be this paper bird, an origami crane sitting next to my bed and I never knew what it meant exactly, but I figured it was your way of letting me know you were checking in on me. Anyway, I looked it up. The crane stands for familial obligation, watching out for your own. Maybe it's my turn to watch out for you." (Michael) 12
"He borrowed it, knew it'd be tough to pay back, but that didn't matter because he thought you deserved it. He also knew you'd never accept it if you knew it came from him. Michael, you are where you are because of your brother." (Veronica) 8
"Bubble is not burst" (Maricruz) 6
Funniest quote
"A pinch of crack. A pinch of crack, a dollop of smack... mmm... that's good pie" (Kellerman) 18
"You mean there's a hole in Fox River you don't wanna get into?" (C-Note to T-Bag) 17
"A full house: that's a concept a Mexican should be familiar with, eh Jesus?" (T-Bag) 14
"This is what my auntie used to call Hobo Chicken. One part chicken, two parts spice, and three parts actual hobo." (T-Bag) 13
"Are you the guy who stole my toothpaste?" (Haywire) 11
"You know, got more than one syllable - too much talking! That's me from now on; One Syllable Sucre. 'Yes.' 'No.' 'Love.' 'Hate...' 'Love.' (Sucre about using the word passion) 11
Favourite quote (season one)
"Not that hot? When this guy woke up this morning he was white" (T-Bag) 17
"Oh John, speaking of Jesus... *slashes throat* say hi to him for me will ya?" (T-Bag) 13
"He's got the pathway on his body. It leads somewhere. It leads to hell. It's the pathway to hell." (Haywire about Michael's tattoos) 11
"You know I can't let you leave here boss" (Westmoreland) 10
"You see these hands? They're digging machines. You want to go to China? I'll get you to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!" (Sucre) 9
Favourite quote (season two)
"President Reynolds ruined your life, she ruined my life. You wanna take that bitch down, you just found your inside man" (Kellerman) 21
"Either we split this money and you can go get your legs tatooed or whatever the hell it is you want, or they gonna find your body slumped over that chair with your pants down by your ankles, cos it's been a long time comin pretty" (T-Bag) 17
"All I see is a black hole. And sooner or later they're going to suck each one of us into it. But when they come for me I'll take as many of them with me as I can" (Kellerman) 13
"I will gun you down Scofield" (Bellick) 13
"And you gonna find it how? What, you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?" (T-Bag)
"I don’t wanna hear anything from your mouth other than what your photographic memory slips out regarding that map!" (Michael)
"You watch your tone with me, boy." (T-Bag)
"I'll watch you get tossed to the side of the road to fend for yourself, boy. Because if you can't remember where that silo was, you're worthless to us." (Michael) 11
"What are you gonna do, throw another fake murder charge on me?" (LJ) 9
Most heartbreaking quote
"I wanna go" (Haywire in Chicago) 15
"Let's just share memories, swap stories, talk about the damn weather, anything but torturing myself with the idea of hope, I can't take it anymore" (Lincoln) 12
"I don’t give a rat’s ass about you or your brother. I trusted you. I took you under my wing. I treated you like my own son. I believed you! Day after Day you lied to me. What kind of a man does that?" (Pope to Michael) 7
“Hey Nick; if you talk to my dad tell him, no matter what, I love him.” (LJ on the phone to Lincoln) 6
Most sadistic quote
"Did you hear that? Did you hear it? Know what that means? Why don't you ask your mom what that means? Oh, sorry, you might have trouble getting an answer out of her right about now." (Kellerman to LJ) 13
"Oscar Shales. You remember? The one that got away. Except he didn't get too far, did he?" 11
“You better tell me where that money is or I’m gonna pluck you like a chicken, stitch by stitch” (Bellick) 9
"Did I say you could talk Cherry? You’ll know when I want you to open your mouth." (T-Bag) 7
