Who wants to be a millionnaire - PB special!

[abbottwire]

C-Notes wife: I'd like to phone a friend

Chris: okay. who are we calling

C-Notes wife: My husband. Hes in Iraq at the moment

Chris: okay *phone rings*

T-Bag Hello?

Chris: Is that officer C-Note?

T-Bag who's asking?

Chris: Its chris tarrant here wfrom WWTBAM!

T-Bag: Are you like one of those phone sex blokes?

C-Note: give me the phone you dumb sh1t!...Hi baby!

Chris: I'm with your wife C-Note.

C-Note: What you want you sh1tbag...you want money from me?

Chris: No I want to give you money C-Note

C-Note: you want to buy my wife?

Chris: No, shes on WWTBAM. If you help her with a question you can help her win more money. The next voice you hear will be your wife

C-Note wife: darling...are you okay?

C-Note: hi baby. Yeah everythings fine honey. That was just my commanding officer playing with you.

C-Note's wife: oh for a moment there I thought you were in prison

C-Note: ha ha ha prison. No I'm not in prison

Bellick: Times up inmate

C-Note: Yes boss. I mean Yes SIr!

C-Note's wife: you sure everythings fine in Iraq?

C-Note: yeah its fine. so whats this question. Best hurray the screws want me off the phone

C-Note's wife: screws?

C-Note: urm yeah thats what I call the Serg!

C-Note's wife: oh thats okay darling - so the question is, "which of these prisons is in chicago? a) Wormwood scrubs, b) Fox River c) Acatraz or d) Wenthworth

C-Note: oh thats fox river.

*Time is up*

Chris: Well, your husband has just won you 64,000 pounds. He know about prisons?

C-Notes wife: No. Hes never been near one in his life!!

[Audio Pineapple]

That was great lol - esspecially "one of those phone sex blokes."

[Dingley]

LOL hillarious!

[rebeccag]

haha thats funny i like the question as well of course hes going to know

[lauraloveswent]

Lol that was really funny,
Haha
Good job
xx