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(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 15, 2007 14:01:28 GMT 1

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Okay so it probably isn't actually funny - I usually only write drama but I thought I'd give it a shot.

But please review anyway lol.

Chapter One - Cola

Mahone and Tweener are sitting in the interogation room. About to offer him his deal, Mahone has just placed the can of cola onto the table.

Tweener: A can of cola?
Mahone: I don’t under…
T: Yo, you just said that you expect me to sell them out for a can of cola.
M: No I didn’t. I have pictures… *reaches in his folder to get pictures of Gudat’s corpse*
T: I don’t need to see no pictures of cola man, I can see the can!
M: It’s not cola! *He takes a deep breath, and returns with his voice calmer* It’s Gudat.
T: Is that a type of burger?
M: No! It’s a man!
T: I don’t need no fruity friend! I’m not gonna sell them out to get a Gudat.
M: *Rubbing his temple* You can’t get a Gudat, Gudat is dead.
T: You’re trying to bribe me with a corpse?

*Mahone throws the folder down onto the table, making Tweener jump*

M: I am not trying to bribe you with cola, or with men or with corpses. I’m here to make you an offer.
T: I know, but a can of cola won’t cut it.
M: What is it with you and cola?
T: You said that you were going to make a deal with me and then you put the cola on the table!
M: That was in case you were thirsty! I haven’t got to the deal yet!
T: Oh…
M: Now this deal… are you Catholic David?
T: No.
M: Well they have this thing called confession and…
T: I know what confession is! I’m not an idiot!
M: *Muttering under his breath* That’s debatable.
T: Yo, I heard that. Are you disrespecting me?
M: No. *Pointing to the pictures* This man was named Gudat; Theodore Bagwell forced him to perform surgery on him and then killed him.
T: So? I didn’t do it.
M: I know you didn’t, but you’re going to tell me where he is.
T: He’s where you put dead people…
M: Not Gudat!

*Mahone rubs his forehead and knocks on the door to be let out. A goon enters.*

G: Yes sir?
M: We’re letting this man go.
G: *Shocked* why?
M: He… he is not David Apolskis.
G: Yes he is.
T: Yes I am.
M: No you’re not.
T: Yes I am!

*Mahone walks over to the table, leaning across so that only Tweener can hear him*

M: I’m letting you go kid, just pretend that you’re not you. Give him a fake name.

T: Err, yeah. *To Goon* I’m not Apolskis, my name is… *obviously thinking very hard* Michael Scofield yo!

*Tweener exits the room as the Goon raises an eyebrow at Mahone.*

M: Don’t look at me like that; it’s all part of the plan. That boy is going to go running straight back to Scofield.

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Dingley Lincoln Flashes Back Posts: 3,592	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 15, 2007 14:37:30 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dingley on Mar 15, 2007 14:37:30 GMT 1 LOL, that is so funny! Good work

Audio Pineapple Administrator Mood:6 Posts: 6,284	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 15, 2007 17:51:37 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Audio Pineapple on Mar 15, 2007 17:51:37 GMT 1 Thanks ;D
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Lostie “…Wish the Hell I Did” Posts: 192	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 15, 2007 23:56:49 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lostie on Mar 15, 2007 23:56:49 GMT 1 That's good AP, sort of like the movie 'anger management' It is funny.

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Audio Pineapple Administrator Mood:6 Posts: 6,284	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 17, 2007 19:37:11 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Audio Pineapple on Mar 17, 2007 19:37:11 GMT 1 Thanks Guys ;D I'm about to go make a start on chapter two.
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(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 19, 2007 20:30:07 GMT 1

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Chapter Two - Edible

Meanwhile back at the garage Sucre is waving his gun around, the bag slung over his shoulder. He turns to leave when C-Note calls something out.

C-Note: Hey! What about my daughter man?
Sucre: *with a guilty look towards Michael* Sorry but that’s the way it is.
T-Bag: I don’t see why you should try to have all the money just ‘coz you’re a thief.

*Everyone turns to stare at T-Bag and Sucre lowers the bag off from his shoulder, looking confused.*

S: Maybe I should check it’s all here.
TB: No! I mean, you should get out of here before I get that gun out of your hand.
Michael: Check it.

*Sucre opens the bag, finding it full of magazines.*

M: Where’s the money?
TB: I don’t have it.
C: Don’t mess with me man! Now Hand over the money unless you want another amputation.
TB: I ate it.
M: What?
TB: I ate the money, all of it. But don’t worry; before I did I committed all the serial numbers to my photographic memory.
S: Come on Fish, let’s go.
M: Go where? We don’t have the money.
S: We can’t get the money. He ate it.
M: *sighing* He didn’t eat the money Sucre.
S: But he said…
M: Trust me on this one. Now hand me the gun.

*Sucre hands the gun to Michael who aims it towards T-Bag’s chest.*

TB: Do you do everything he tells you to do now?

*Sucre looks towards Michael who gently shakes his head.*

S: No.
M: Hand over the money.
TB: What? You gonna shoot me? See, I really doubt that you’ve got the guts Pretty.

*Michael cocks the gun but is interrupted when Tweener runs into the room*

T: We gotta go yo, the Feds are on their way here. One of them managed to capture me but I outsmarted him! But we gotta split now.

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Mahone: What is David’s last name?
Goon: Apolskis
Ma: Eight letters… Eight convicts originally… Only seven days in a week… Only seven convicts left… *He trails off before his eyes light up* Get me a car. I’ve just worked out exactly where the convicts are hiding!

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soulonfire “Uncle Mike?” Posts: 427	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 20, 2007 0:54:22 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by soulonfire on Mar 20, 2007 0:54:22 GMT 1 lol! I can see Tweeners body language as he says "We gotta go yo, the Feds are on their way here." It tickles me!

Audio Pineapple Administrator Mood:6 Posts: 6,284	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 20, 2007 1:14:58 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Audio Pineapple on Mar 20, 2007 1:14:58 GMT 1 ;D thanks peanut!
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abbottwire “Uncle Mike?” Posts: 435	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 20, 2007 14:05:30 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by abbottwire on Mar 20, 2007 14:05:30 GMT 1 Thats great AP. T-bag eating the money and remembering the serial numbers LOL!! Sucre believing him!!

Audio Pineapple Administrator Mood:6 Posts: 6,284	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 20, 2007 16:13:03 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Audio Pineapple on Mar 20, 2007 16:13:03 GMT 1 Thanks!
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Laura~J “One Syllable Sucre” Posts: 1,587	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 21, 2007 11:31:07 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laura~J on Mar 21, 2007 11:31:07 GMT 1 Gold! Mahone at the end is the best ;D And I loved Tweener's "are you disrespecting me?" in the first one

Dingley Lincoln Flashes Back Posts: 3,592	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 21, 2007 13:12:39 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dingley on Mar 21, 2007 13:12:39 GMT 1 Very funny! Love it! Wish I could come up with stuff like that!

Audio Pineapple Administrator Mood:6 Posts: 6,284	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 22, 2007 23:20:59 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Audio Pineapple on Mar 22, 2007 23:20:59 GMT 1 Thanks guys! I'm gonna try and come up with some in the next couple of days so I should post it on Sunday/Monday.
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Lostie “…Wish the Hell I Did” Posts: 192	(Comedy) Sketch PB Mar 22, 2007 23:43:43 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lostie on Mar 22, 2007 23:43:43 GMT 1 Hee hee, that's really good, the end bit is so funny!